Things that irk me

When someone says "Do you think you can pass the somethingorother, Florence?"
And I reach to grab it and someone is there before me.
What are you trying to do? Steal my stars???
Shucksdarn you!

When someone is sucking up to someone and says "Yeah, that's cool!"
And then hears from 450 other people that it's not so cool...
And then says "Yeah, I didn't think so either, it was all his idea."
DAMMNNN nothing gets me more.

When someone says
"You don't act your age."
What age do I act, 35?
Perhaps all the other 15 year olds aren't acting THEIR AGE.

When someone tells me "It's all okay, it's all good, it's fine, I really wasn't affected,"
And then goes and tells other people that they hated what I did.
Gee, what a learning experience.

When people don't tell me things to my face,
Tell them to someone else instead
Who confronts me with, "Quite a few people have been telling me this lately,"
Am I really that hard to talk to?

When someone thinks they're so witty by being wicked.
Generally, it's not difficult to be an ass. It doesn't take talent to be "mean" or "annoying".
The talentless are the ones who default to embittered and asinine.
It's not a "victory" when you make someone angry.

When someone compliments me by dissing someone I love.
I.E. "You're a MUCH better dancer than HER!"
Think, vacant-head.