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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

No! In the name of Jesus, NO!

Florence seems to be taking over this place. My brethren, these things ought not so to be.
So, here is my sad little token post about nothing, with no pictures.

It's a steamy day today. The kind of day when people are having mental meltdowns because of the heat, and the toilet paper is wilty and wet on the roll.
A room with three computers and three incandescent lightbulbs makes for some seriously oppressive heat. Then Florence comes and steals the only struggling fan. GReat.
I have no wish to stay here any longer.
Thank God for the shower. A shower can cure even the most wicked of my moods. Amazing grace.


Song of my day:
The Search
I must've heard this muffled booming from the studio about 300 times today.I've gotta hand it to those guys, they're diehards. On their freeday, no less!

Person of my day:
Whichever sick puppy keeps turning on the HEATED TOILET SEAT!

5 comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lovely post.

Those guys are driving me crazy too.
This afternoon while trying to take a nap I cursed at them, "#$&^%#@(_+_!!" and then cooled off by turning my thought into a prayer: "Lord, give the Tomatoes the strength and confidence to kick any and all ass at the live-house."

I slept contentedly.

8/02/2005 11:18 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

HEY!!
I never said they were driving me crazy!

8/03/2005 12:53 PM  
Anonymous r4 ds said...

Tomatoes the strength and confidence to kick any and all ass at the live-house.

11/08/2010 9:37 PM  
Anonymous batterie said...

This afternoon while trying to take a nap I cursed at them.

11/08/2010 9:38 PM  
Anonymous labatterie said...

I think its the cheeks.

11/08/2010 9:38 PM  

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