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Monday, December 12, 2005

Uh huh check it check it

So I bought these red and black quasi-toe socks at the 100 yen store.
Then divine Providence put a white paint marker in the studio while we practiced our Falalalalas for too long.
And on the second day, there was a black permanent marker laying around somewhere else, so I gave them some nifty fins.
They passed the Laundry Test with their faces intact so they're here to stay.

Notice my tattered dance practice pants and my prickly, leathery winter legs. They are sending out a message.

Does anyone know if fish pee? I've puzzled over that for a long time and I'd really like to know.


Anonymous nina said...

Wow, what a message.

12/12/2005 9:33 PM  
Anonymous babylove said...

that's just weird!!

12/13/2005 3:55 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

The two captions have nothing to do with each other.

Dontcha love the socks though???
Please don't break my heart!!

12/14/2005 5:23 PM  
Anonymous Cephas said...

As weird the thought, fishlings do pee, or so it is said.
And yup, love the socks!
They remind of those bottom-of-the-sea angler fishes, though missing the glow light/shark teeth.
Good stuff, nonetheless. :P

Click on my name to see an url about the sakana's urinating habits.
Merry Christmas!

12/14/2005 8:33 PM  
Blogger lils said...

Man that's just strange. But I like how you did the fins, it's hard doing intricate work like that with a permanent marker on cloth!

12/14/2005 8:39 PM  
Blogger Florence said...


12/14/2005 9:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Florence.
I love you too.

12/14/2005 9:43 PM  
Anonymous nina said...

'course I like the socks -- groovy fins, especially! :D

12/15/2005 12:24 AM  
Anonymous win said...

i think the shape of your toes give it some extra personality. nyahaha. i love it.

12/15/2005 10:43 AM  
Anonymous babylove said...

yeah, the way they're kinda fat & "mommy" like! We cornered the market on ugly feet, us Riders!!!

12/15/2005 6:20 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

We sure did, Alisa.

Cephas reads our blog??! Wheeeeehoo!!!!
And you answered my burning question. Thankee.

12/17/2005 9:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

fish pee, & so do fetuses. but while fetuses drink the water they peed in, i suppose fish breathe it in.

12/18/2005 9:22 AM  
Anonymous sims said...

Girl, who put you up to posting such strange stuff...

Anyway, don't the fish piss on ya while you're wearing them. For sheeeeezy!

12/25/2005 5:19 PM  

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