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Monday, February 06, 2006

8 things I want in a perfect partner

This, not to discourage takers, was implored of me by someone who couldn't think of 8 people to tag and added me to the list as a last resort. In any case, I'm giddy with gladness--my first tag!
But this is one of those topics that I just need to make a long and stuffy disclaimer about before I continue. It is somewhat a point of dignity (ha...you bought it for a second, anyway) in my small life that I have an opinion of "love" and "in-love-feelings" (a term that makes me laugh) and "the perfect partner" that is very lack luster. On the other hand, I am secretly a dreadfully romantic person--or maybe I just haven't grown up. In any case, here is the list:

1. The ability to reason and accept reasoning. (To keep perspective; to be objective)
2. A big, charming smile.
3. A sense of humor that is pathetic but realizes it. (They make me feel cuddly)
4. Moderation and self-discipline for life and the wisdom to curb my extreme tendencies in a nice nice way.
5. A happy fella--someone who doesn't like being angry, doesn't like it when people are angry, and does something about it.
6. The talent to be easy-going and SPACY enough to be quick to forgive, to laugh at his own mistakes, to be easily surprised, satisfied and forgiven.
7. Ambitions.
8. The humility to try things he's not good at.


(I have no reason to require number 8 of any human being, because I haven't mastered it yet. Maybe that's why I admire it so...)

That being said, don't hold this against me when I marry an uncouth, scowly fella--because God only knows where (as florecita says) my Karma lies.

---and I tag (it seems that there are no more people left on this earth to tag, maybe these are the last left standing) : Lil'Ninars, Elaina, Sparti, Santiago, Aich
And everyone else I thought of has already been tagged or does not have a blog. Hmeh.

7 comments:

Anonymous Sis said...

Whatever happened to all the important stuff like BIG dick, hoochman trail, nipple rings, full head of hair, olive skin, good genes, sweet bicepts, hard rock buns of love, juicy junk, and last but not least, MONEY!!!!??

2/08/2006 11:11 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

those are all good things (beside the bicepts, because I have NO IDEA what those are, so I won't promise)
but they're perks.

2/08/2006 4:36 PM  
Anonymous win said...

what about basics?
1. a head (face in front)
2. a trunk
3. a right arm
4. a left arm
5. a right leg
6. a left leg
7. a penis (quite important)
8. all of the above in the right places, sizes, colors, shapes, firmly attached, properly functioning, etc. etc.... voila!
oh, i forgot! fully inflated! (jk)

2/09/2006 5:06 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

hahahahahahahaha winnie...you are hilarious.
especially the (jk) at the end, that really got me cracking up.
good stuff.

2/09/2006 6:52 PM  
Anonymous Z said...

Hehe... it sounds just like me... especially the pathetic sense of humor. wanna cuddle? :P

2/10/2006 11:25 AM  
Anonymous win said...

I'm still waiting for Elaina's list...

1. dark wavy hair
2. a stately nose
3. free willy style...
4,5,6,7,& 8. I love Mark!!

(jk kidding, elaina. i really do want to see your REAL list. ateeheee)

2/10/2006 11:50 AM  
Blogger Alyx said...

I was going to tag you! urgh.

2/11/2006 12:01 PM  

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