Merr Crismus

Dear, dear relatives and friends who are thinking "If Florence can't even deign to post a Merry Christmas on her blog, when will she ever post again?" need wonder no more.
I will never ever post again. And that statement may or may not be revised. I'll just throw it out there to see how it makes me feel.
I was very busy over Christmas, and...you know how it goes. Blogs just aren't important enough to take precedence over all the other things that go on when one is busy. That's why busy people don't usually have blogs. That's why some people say that if you have a blog it means you don't have a life. Which...I understand, could be offensive to a whole lot of people, since there are a whole lot of people who have blogs. I used to be offended by that statement (back in the day when I didn't have much of a life, ironically). It's funny how the people that get angry at that generalization are the sort of people that eventually end up closing their blog down with some excuse like "I just got too busy--life caught up with me." Thanks for being another drop in the bucket of sweet, sweet stigmatism! Let's all add insult to injury and slurp it down like eggnog! (I've never had eggnog in my life, actually. Does it taste like egg?)
In all sincerity, though, being that it is the day after the day after Christmas (or something like that--Christmas tends to get a little drawn out for me), I am feeling cynical and narfy, and I feel like talking a lot.
Which is a sure sign that I need to shut up.
In true shut-up style, here are your pictures.