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Saturday, May 13, 2006


I've been tagged.
I'm so totally reluctant to do this, mostly because I don't mention the little personal people very much on this blog, and mostly because none of you would know who I was talking about. So this would be boring.
But then I realized I may as well, even if Ryan and Elaina are the only ones who come out of this understanding anything at all.

My ten favorite people (minus family, in no particular order):

1. Tomo
Just because he's such an accepting friend. Despite my many yucky sins. The most talented friend I have. Well, I can't make sweeping statements, but I wish I could.
2. Jesse
Not much to explain here, and Jesse'd probably be the sort of fellow that wouldn't go for a big long sweet paragraph all about his good points. He's just special.
3. Elaina
Wow. Beacon of shining light.
4. Tomoki
Buddy of many many years ago. Always retarded, never quite right where we'd like him to be. I love you so much and I miss your quirky angles.
5. Nao
I just...I just...love...him.
6. Jonie
No but to be honest this man is deserving of more love than I can ever hold inside my selfish soul. He brings out the worst in me, just cause we got off on the wrong foot, but he keeps me in check because of that. So now even the worst of me is cornered. Hahahaha.
7. Aika
My love.
8. Gene
Ohhhh gosh. I miss Gene. Wherever he is, he's destined to be a pow-pow disciple. The sorta guy that makes you feel special even when you're surrounded by a bunch of people that are better than you. Pulls you out of the crowd and makes you want to be somebody worth loving. Even if there were a hundred of me in a room I'm sure he'd find a way to make us all feel singular. You deserve my utmost respect. Hail.
9. Ambie
Ahhhh just cause it's fun talking about sex with you. You have all the answers, sigh. Ahhhhahahahaha.
10. Masa
My buddy. Remember the porch? The rain? The rocking chair? The beer? The guitar? One of my biggest fantasies.

And that, my dear friends, is where the door SLAMS.

I refuse to tag anyone.
Except maybe...Alyx, the one who managed to pull off "beautiful and composed" at age 15 with a silly Florence hanging on her.


Blogger ditzydevil said...

disgusting hu? i feel as though my appreciation revolution isnt quite what i imagined it would be.

5/14/2006 12:20 AM  
Blogger ditzydevil said...

but, im very happy you did it. and im sure the names you mentioned are happy people too.

5/14/2006 12:20 AM  
Blogger lil ninars said...

you refuse to tag?
is that because nobody answered last time you tagged?
I feel responsible XD

5/14/2006 2:06 AM  
Blogger Joan said...

I just realised, the people who've already done this have named mostly men......

5/14/2006 9:59 AM  
Blogger Alyx said...

Haha Flo! I love that pic! We look so sweet! And there's Sam like lurking in the corner too!
Yaha I already did this though, Joanie tagged me.

5/14/2006 10:12 AM  
Blogger Alyx said...

Haha Flo! I love that pic! We look so sweet! And there's Sam like lurking in the corner too!
Yaha I already did this though, Joanie tagged me.

5/14/2006 10:13 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

ninars: do not feel responsible. i don't even remember last time.
joan: interesting deduction. i think i might be the only one that really really tried to think of girls.
alyx: i like z lurking in the corner. that's what makes the picture a classic.

5/14/2006 10:18 AM  
Anonymous ambie said...

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? You dishonorable fiend!! I do not talk about sex with you...YOU talk about sex with me!!! I am your listening ear. Hehe but thank you for adding me to your list. I feel the love I do I do.

5/14/2006 11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! I'll BE THE FIRST SEXY MALE TO ENTER THIS GIRL CONVERSATION! GBY! GBM! yes yes...and i might just get a blog soon..so you'll tag me! doing it just for YOU! maybe. oh anyway, i met this girl once. (don't tell about our adventure baby, leave it up to me)..well anyhow..one day, i like, tripped over a nice big rock and fell down. i was crying becasue i got a bump on my head..then suddenly, this beautiful sexy woman comes clacking (her HIGh heels clacking) towards me! she was wearing a very short mini skirt and a semi see-through white specialggette strap! she had stopped right in frount of me and as i looked up..um..as i looked up..um..i saw..well..you know..i was still on the floor. yeah..so on with my story. okay so she saw me crying to she pulled out some tissue from her handy dany shoulder bag and gave it to me. after a few minutes of "wiping my tears" ( i was actually.....oh nevermind)yeah, then i got up to thank her. i gave her a big warm hung that i sensed that she liked it so much. we then swapped phone numbers and promised to meet again tonight..at the super duper fancy by-the-famous-ever-green-tree-side-resturant. OMg. it was so wonderful! Almost everynight we went out to that resturant and then after...well you guess. i still remember those times so clearly baby. shes one hottie that i want to be with.. too bad i had to mive becasue i had to move..but we still keep in touch daily. seretly..but now i WANT TO REVEAL MY LOVE I HAVe FOR HER. shes perfect. I LOVE YOU!


5/14/2006 1:14 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

i actually read all of that.

5/14/2006 7:02 PM  
Blogger Joan said...

interesting deduction? haha, florence... you sound like a professor! yameteee!!

Dude, quit spamming!!!!

5/15/2006 3:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey this isn't spam! this is just plainly showing My, and HIS, love for her! joan, i really really need to break your old bottle. I love you ALL! MwAH


5/15/2006 12:22 PM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...

HEy. Now you can tag me! I love you babies. *sings* "you got to be a baby to go to heaven.."


5/15/2006 4:21 PM  
Blogger masa said...

Nice flo... I feel honored to be on your rinky dink list of special people. I guess you'd better like me cause you'll be seeing lots of me soon.
You like musical people.

5/16/2006 1:02 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

masa i love you!
and you didn't even tease me about mentioning your name on my blog! you are so understanding!
i'm totally looking forward to loving you more, masa. if you don't come over a lot i will cry tears over what could have been.
ohhhh i love you.

(yes i like musical people. i wonder why.)

5/16/2006 1:15 PM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...

it's because you're emotional flo! but in a way it's ..good..i'm very musical. I have such a good talent. and so does masa. GBY!

5/16/2006 4:57 PM  
Blogger Florence said...


5/16/2006 5:23 PM  
Blogger Joan said...


5/17/2006 12:37 AM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5/17/2006 12:43 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

henceforth i intend to delete spam as well as downright-awful things.
no one should have to wade through a bunch of comments that make no sense.

5/17/2006 8:55 AM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

5/17/2006 11:37 AM  
Blogger Elaina said...

I do feel a little bad about deleting your comment, since it isn't from your everyday faceless "!!!ENLARGEYOURPENIS!!!" folks, but apparently from a real live person who has a blog of his/her own.

Spam is spam is spam is spam.
And spam gets deleted. Sorry.

I don't object to you as a human, and if you ever want to make relevant(or even vaguely relevant) comments, you have my blessing.

5/17/2006 10:34 PM  
Blogger Joan said...

"!!!ENLARGEYOURPENIS!!!" folk indeed .....advertised me as a pornstar.

5/18/2006 12:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! is that the famous elaina? gosh, that MTV was...well anyhow, you know, it's fine that you want to delete what you want to delete becasue spam is spam is spam is spam. i got it. enlarge my peins? what? OMG! how did you know? did you get a prophecy about it or something?


5/18/2006 6:47 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

Is it possible maybe, that English isn't your first language?
I'm really not trying to be rude, just a little perplexed as to why it seems to be difficult for you to grasp much of what is directed at you, and vice versa.

5/18/2006 9:05 PM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...

oh sorry, if i didn't get what you were saying. thats good that you're not trying to be rude. and i'm not advertising, especially to a girl..but anyhow..


5/19/2006 12:03 AM  
Anonymous Steve said...


5/19/2006 1:21 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

Yeah, ditto what Steve said.

5/19/2006 1:54 PM  
Blogger MAVILIN said...


5/19/2006 4:31 PM  

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