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Monday, August 28, 2006

dude.

do you realize.
i've written like.
6 different paragraphs of.
interesting things.
that i erased.
because they just weren't
"funny if you didn't know me"
and now.

look at what i'm writing.

ha. ha.

funny.

and the little tiny print that runs along the bottom of the screen says stuff like "Al cooked a delicious dinner" "Ezra and Mary took me out and I was inexplicably touched" "Mike plays piano into the wee hours of the night and pretends to have not played in a long time" "Aich is happy to see me, I'm happy to see Aich" "All the toddlers asked for permission to get up and hug me when I walked in the room" "Ambie bought me a wickedly handsome dress that distracts people from my natural beauty" "I want to hit Mark over the head with a big big shoe. The way a cockroach deserves to be squashed" "I'M GOING TO MISS ELAINA"

9 comments:

Anonymous nin said...

Aw... vacation over?

8/28/2006 10:09 PM  
Anonymous babylove said...

Flo-jo-mojo, sniff, you never even said good bye (I know I was gone) But still I was supposed to give something to you to give to your mom. Waa. OK, but best of all, remember the shoes that I was lamenting that I threw away? Well, I didn't actually & I'm saving them for you. Not that great but sandles nonetheless. XXX Thanks for coming by our nuthouse.

8/30/2006 8:50 AM  
Anonymous Ambie said...

That's so mean Mark! Sigh..you're right, I only read posts with my name in it these days.

8/30/2006 1:06 PM  
Anonymous aiko said...

I don't usually miss visitors, but you I miss.

8/30/2006 10:05 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

Aich! I super miss you too!
You and Mike! (You know, the big furry man-like ape that you sleep with?)
I'm still kind of feeling guilty that I couldn't say bye to Ezra and Mary before I left. Do that for me, would you?

8/31/2006 1:17 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

OH AND AL!!!
That's so cool! You're saving shoes for me? That's...that's super neat. Thanks, pal.
Al...pal.

Oh...no...

Love, Flo-jo-mojo

8/31/2006 1:18 PM  
Anonymous babylove said...

Oh, flo-jo you'd be so proud of me, as of now I have collected 4 pair of sandles for you! Hope to see you around soon!!

9/01/2006 9:24 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

i am proud! so proud! there is no humility in me!
oh, you make me full of abject love and worship!

9/02/2006 10:17 AM  
Anonymous Nina said...

Heh. Hi, Ali. I need sandals, too, if u hv any our size to spare. :)

9/04/2006 12:04 AM  

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