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Friday, July 28, 2006

Gummy Bears

So I walk through my sleep
And everything feels different.
Like a practice run on this ice
Going once, going twice
And you're gone with the melting
Of first and last things.

Not to restart
But to remember.

Disconnect the atoms
And swim aound inside...
So I walk through my sleep
And everything feels different.

Happy Birthday.
(Ayaiyai like Havana.)


Blogger masa said...

Who's birthday is it?

7/28/2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger Florence said...


no one special.

7/28/2006 9:31 PM  
Anonymous Beavis said...

It's Black Friday! My stock continues to plummet. Pretty soon I'll be standing in bread lines with all the other loosers. Please, please, don't continue to let pea soup replace the gifted gray matter that you had there before. I think you got a worm in your head.

7/28/2006 11:16 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

what is wrong with you?

7/29/2006 10:24 AM  
Blogger masa said...

Maybe he had a bad birthday or something.

7/29/2006 2:39 PM  
Anonymous Beavis said...

Beavis shmeevis...
It's just me, Cleavis.
To heavis is greavous,
but to be jeavous, well
that's pleavis.

What's wrong with me is that my little mister grooved to some god awful SPEW unknown locale, some trace of smatus, I know not where, and I'm feeling the pain of it all. Small plugs are creeping at my scones, while creaming in their jellish voices, "where have all the weevles spawn"?


Have nightmares now, little missy. The incubus and succubus sleep while you do not. What do they do when you sleep? They wake.

8/05/2006 3:44 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

okay that was funny.
you know where i am, you walrus.

8/05/2006 10:33 PM  
Anonymous Sunny posting as Beavis said...

Ok, I admit it. It's just me. All smoke and no fire.


8/06/2006 12:30 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

it's obviously you. who else can it be? all smoke and no fire, you betcher ass.
too bad. i thought i had a fun stalker.
turns out it's only my creepy sister.

8/06/2006 8:11 PM  
Anonymous Sunny said...

So, here's the thing:

I have $1000.00, which translates into about Y140,000, to bring you guys over here in October. I gave Kelly the task of researching flights and costs and told her she needs to have something for me by this upcoming Thursday, your time. Wednesday, my time. I'm not sure she's capable of handling that in a timely manner, so I need two of you on the case. Emmanuel and I need to know RIGHT AWAY when you guys will be coming and how many of you can make it.

Kelly is first in line because we need to get her out of her life for a little bit, help her see what other opportunities are out there. You, well that would be redundant, wouldnt' it, you little missionary, you. And Mom! Well, thank you Jesus. That's all I have to say about that.

But if Kelly can find cheap tickets in October, like for Y40,000, then all three of you can come. If the tickets cost Y50 or Y60,000, they you and she an come. Not that I want to see Mom any less than you, but she's already seen the world, and I already got to know her growing up. The same can't be said for you.

So, would you please take it upon yourself to assist me in this venture. Again, I MUST know by Thursday your time: flight times, prices, etc. Kelly has all the detials that I need to see. Talk to her.

Love you. Write me.

8/07/2006 12:33 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

love you.

8/07/2006 10:03 PM  

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