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Sunday, January 21, 2007

After Years of Deception...

...you deserve the truth.

There is no such thing as banana honey. Only rotten banana.

Like Bill Nye said: Now you know.


Anonymous nin said...

Of course there are the different stages like "bruised banana," "overripe banana," & "bad banana"... it's important that they don't lump it all under "rotten"!

1/23/2007 12:18 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Dear mister odd fellow who "prophecies" on my blog. You are very strange and smell faintly of blasphemy, at best.
But the best part about all of this is, you're addressing me when I had nothing to do with this post.

Elaina, I always had a sneaky suspicion. Mom would ALWAYS tell that FAITHFULLY to all of us. Did Mark believe it too?

1/23/2007 12:17 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

Person across the sea of sanity:
I will henceforth delete your comments, no matter how innocent.
Sorry. No freedom of speech around here!

Yes, he did.

1/23/2007 12:39 PM  
Anonymous in the land across the sea said...

Me apoligize...for my uncunning wit..! Just thought would post a comment that had a slight bit of colour to it. I love Dad a,d his teaching...its all good...Hope you didn't get me wrong. (Note: i am not offended!...I deserved that!)

1/23/2007 1:51 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

If you're the blasphemous troll who's been calling him/herself "Jesus"-the one responsible for the rash of sick comments on other blogs-then I accept your apology, but I'll still delete your comments.

If you aren't the guilty party, watch it anyway. You're still a troll as far as I'm concerned.

Show your love for Dad by refraining from usurping his name and posting scrambled nonsense on our blog.
It's not so much fun to type crap if no one will ever read it, is it?

1/23/2007 5:50 PM  
Anonymous In the land across the sea said...

Yes Mam Elaina and florr!...although i am not the jesus guy, (and i heartedly agree that guy is queeer!)

I whole heartedly didn't really mock dad...I am infact, a huge Fan of DAD...my favourite..."Let's Talk about Jesus!" that guy knew how to sock to yah...i was only using his(famous words) that he said in my comment...as in a means to express the way he must myself. and the whole " end of message from dad!" was a of course a slight joke...as in a way that he may have put it down that way... if he were here(he dose have a sense of humour you know!)...but I am truelly really sorry...to the both of yah...flor and Elaina...I really sincerely wasn't in the wrong tone of voice mock dad...or any of yaH...just thought you would liked to have some different touch to your commentery rather from the ordenary...pls try to understand...
I love yah both.

1/23/2007 11:40 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

No hard feelings here. Have a happy day!

1/24/2007 11:33 AM  
Anonymous kenfrog said...

I like the way you worded that in the post, "You deserve the truth." I wouldn't happen to know why I deserve it, but it certainly makes me feel important! haha.

2/03/2007 12:36 PM  
Anonymous AudioGuru said...

Here's a salute to a fellow person who has watched Bill Nye.


2/17/2007 9:42 PM  

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