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Sunday, February 04, 2007

the crooked questions

Here's something annoying for you, Flo. I make the questions, you make the answers. Now. Go edit this post. Chop chop.

How would you feel if you grew an extra finger? Angry.

Who was the last person you were mad at? People.

Hello Disciple. How's your etiquette? Hello Disciple! Not so bad.

Latest key promise? "When the spiritual battles are strong, claim the keys of the kingdom, and they will fight valiantly for you and not give up until the victory is won."

Do you eat the skin on top of heated milk? Yes I do!!! I use my two little fingers and I scoop it up, and I tilt my head back and drop it into my mouth, as if it were something luscious and sexy to do.

For the rest of your earth life, you may only listen to fast songs OR slow songs. Dotchi? Slow songs. But you knew that!

Why don't you post poetry anymore? ...That's so like you to thwack me between the eyes with a question like that. #1, I don't write it anymore. #2, people never really liked it when I did. But #1 is probably the most relevant answer. I could post lyrics though. But people wouldn't like that either.


see YOUR draft


Blogger Pon said...

Ha! please stick the lyrics up! who says we don't like reading those? anyway I liked the poetry you put up before.

2/09/2007 4:26 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

MY draft?!!!
Where? Where?
I did seek but I did not find.

2/16/2007 8:06 PM  
Blogger Clay said...

this is good, I like you

2/19/2007 9:18 AM  

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