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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Revolute.

60% Vegetables.
It's very catchy. It needs a second half to shout back though, you know, like those good old Teen Slogans.
HOLY GHOST...
POWER!!
60% VEGETABLES...
ROUGHAGE!!
I cannot adequately describe my fondness for the word "roughage".

16 comments:

Blogger Pon said...

60% vegetables!! lets say it again!!

5/20/2007 1:33 AM  
Anonymous Chuck said...

Dude

Thats been my favorite word for 5 years and running.

It's best used when sitting around those large vegetable trays with dip in the middle. "mmmmmm" you lovingly say while eying the crunchy broccoli "I was feeling the need for some good roughage"

You can't steal ALL my ideas!

5/20/2007 8:17 AM  
Blogger Liz said...

yay! only I thought you'd only get that from raisin bran.

5/20/2007 1:46 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

Roughage is very nice, you're right. Like the curd in bean curd is good too. But it doesn't have anything to do with vegetables. Neither does grot. Which is another nice one.

5/20/2007 2:42 PM  
Blogger The Silver Princess said...

Roughage ranks right up there with...string beans(heavy on the string),celery(also heavy on the string),and bran shaped in small dog food looking things, that's really good for scratching your throat when you just can't reach that itch.
Diarrhetic is a word that comes to mind immediately following, and is in general just that much less Godly

5/20/2007 8:31 PM  
Anonymous Babylove said...

Wow, everyone coming up with the most godly words ever. My smarty-pants & ultry 60% veggie eating husband didn't know what roughage was till I told him (he was a grown man) maybe that's cuz' he never had to be told by the doctor, "What you need is some good ROUGHAGE!!"

And the bran, kari, is shaped like Rabbit droppings. I love that stuff, it smells like something out of a barn.

5/20/2007 10:25 PM  
Anonymous theprincesses said...

Al, I'm neither a princess nor silver, I'm afraid you've mixed me up with Sophie, but I forgive you. :-*
Are you sure the bran isn't horse feed? What you just described sounds just like what we used to feed the horses...
And I have a very "Healthy Living 2" friendly recipie for you Al. I'll send it sometime.

5/22/2007 11:33 AM  
Anonymous Babylove said...

Oh, Sorry! There are just too many princesses to keep track of!

5/22/2007 1:48 PM  
Blogger Miss B said...

Florence,
This is off topic of your post, but I just wanted to say that I hope we hear more of you singing. Do you have any plans to record? I always thot your sister had talent, but I enjoy your voice more than hers. I had thot how cool it would have been to see you at Wordstock. Pls sing more...and sing so loud so we can hear you on the other side of the world. :)
Love, Haven

5/24/2007 5:17 AM  
Anonymous Babylove said...

No flo, don't sing loud, WS ni ikanaide ne!! Nihon no family ga texas yori Flo no uta histuyo. Roku Suta ni naranaide ne! Nya haa!!

5/24/2007 9:51 AM  
Blogger Miss B said...

Hey!!
Me no speaky Japaneesy!
No fair.
I'm so lost.

5/24/2007 10:17 AM  
Blogger Joan said...

aheh, ever since I started talking in japanese over here in mexico, people tell me its like whispering infront of them.........

....it is kinda true.

5/24/2007 11:20 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Hey zurui! Al, how could you disrespect a foreigner like that? Sigh. Here Haven's being all sweet and stuff saying nicer things then I'll ever deserve to hear. (Secretly I agree with you though. I'll never be a rock star because I'm FAR too wimpy, and that's the real reason.)

Haven, you're an angel of love and mercy. Maybe I'll snoop around the internet and try to find your e-mail address in some secret place so I can write you letters of appreciation.

5/24/2007 1:12 PM  
Blogger Neo said...

But you never said if you were going to record more or not.

5/24/2007 10:20 PM  
Anonymous Babylove said...

Sorry, Haven, Flo. No disrespect to forigners here. Just a lot of love for everyone all around!! Love you FLO JO. Praying the measles is not measles!!

5/25/2007 8:18 PM  
Anonymous nina said...

Heheheh. Suggesting slogans for FDTP, Elaina? I dunno, I guess it's possible u cld actually get ppl to shout, "ROUGHAGE" w/o bursting out laughing...

5/31/2007 12:26 AM  

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