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Saturday, September 29, 2007

I have a dream

This is kind of dumb. But I was thinking.
What do I have a blog for?

I think I more or less feel sorry for the sort of people that (like myself) have to wait ages for this to download or that to upload or this person to hurry up and call and I find myself sitting at the computer with an unprecedented boredom for several moments, and surfing the internet to blogs that are either never ever updated or even more boring than the initial boredom that made me surf the internet in the first place.
Inhale. Exhale.
And then I wish that I could upload free candy onto the internet for all tired, lonely, and bored people to come by and take. I wish that I could make a little tetris widget so that special people can come by and exercise their speedy fingers. I wish I could post a little happy smile for everybody.
But I can't. So I try to write little short words of love for people to smile at. But my brain has been REAL dead recently. You have no idea.
In any case, hopefully, you are one of those macabre people like me who laugh to watch an almost-dead brain spazzing and squirming in a puddle of purple goo.


Anonymous Gabe said...

I'm one of those people, heh.
must be the Libra side.

9/30/2007 10:21 AM  
Anonymous biggest fan said...

God you're good! Fucking good writer.

9/30/2007 7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your really funny!!

9/30/2007 11:37 PM  

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