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Wednesday, January 23, 2008


Steve, do you remember when you used to think "deck the halls" was "dig the holes"?
I'm so happy.


Anonymous Steve said...

No, I don't.
stay happy

1/23/2008 2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. Then the Word of the LORD came unto the prophet which did sit under the bay tree and said unto him;
2. "Lo, get thee up off from thine ass, and saddle thy other ass with a strong saddle made from gopher skins."
3. The prophet did this thing, and when it was done said unto the LORD;
4. "See LORD that mine ass is up and mine other ass is saddled."
5. And the LORD did speak unto the prophet saying;
6. Place thine ass which did sit on the grass upon this gopher skin and go into the place called Hamano which is in Soga, which is near "the JJ club".
7. And when thou hast gone into this place inquire as to where you may find a woman named Florence.
8. In the moment thou hast found this woman, I will shew thee the word which thou shalt speak.
9. And the prophet did laugh and did say unto the Lord; Lord, can any good thing come out of Hamano?
10. The Lord answered and said unto the prophet; Not really, no.
11. The prophet then did arise and put his ass on his ass and did go to Hamano.
12. And when he had come, he did search all the day and all the next day. And on the third day, he did find Florence.
13. And the spirit of the LORD fell on the prophet and he did rent his garments and with a loud annoying voice did cry out to Florence.
14. Wo unto thee. Wo also unto thy blog. For surely, as the Lord liveth the days of thy blog are numbered.
15. For whosoever will cut off the links of others, will in that same hour have their links cut off as well.
16. After this was said. The prophet did return to his country where he did live his days in fear of Florence's wrath.

P.S. I actually think it was a good move Flo.

1/25/2008 4:39 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

...wow. I can't believe I read all of that. That was a very roundabout way to say...something that I haven't quite figured out yet.

1/25/2008 5:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But you liked it right? I wasn't actually trying to say anything really. I just had some time and I was a bit bored.

Do you know who I am yet?

1/25/2008 7:15 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

i. have. no. idea.

1/26/2008 10:08 PM  
Blogger Masa said...

it was me.

1/26/2008 10:31 PM  
Blogger babylove said...

Hey I TOTALLY knew it was Masa!!

1/30/2008 8:15 AM  

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