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Monday, September 29, 2008

Yo ho ho and a bottle of JD


Florence, on her birthday evening, feels quite generous, bites the bullet and poses for Dan's Jack Daniels advertisement. Withholding your beauty from your camera-wielding younger brothers is never a way to go, children! Share the love!
(Also, don't be surprised when you turn out looking a little less romantic and stunning than you intended. Also, don't be surprised when the brother in question decides to superimpose red lipstick onto lips upon which there had previously been no red lipstick. Also, don't be surprised if you look like a Russian woman following the smell of her KGB lover.)
And here is an extra picture for you of Dan's fine arts: A Unicef-worthy picture of African hands reaching into a peanut butter bowl.

14 comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG ! Dan, you beat ryan!

9/29/2008 11:22 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Wow. Super unnecessary comparison. YAY.

9/29/2008 12:00 PM  
Blogger Alyx said...

haha! i love this! your post and your pic. florence - you're smashing.

9/29/2008 2:11 PM  
Anonymous steve said...

Hey how did dan do the Peanut butter thing? where was it taken? looks very unicef worthy

9/30/2008 1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dan share some of your talent with me!!!

9/30/2008 12:17 PM  
Anonymous kenfrog said...

KGB lover...hahaha!!

9/30/2008 1:03 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

The Unicef picture was taken in our dining room with a bunch of hungry peanut-butter squishers.

9/30/2008 7:32 PM  
Anonymous florecita said...

That kid has talent! How old is he now?

10/01/2008 3:43 AM  
Anonymous aika said...

aww shit, didnt call you for your birthday... im sure you understand, we are distant...
have a good one sweetie, still love you!

10/02/2008 1:09 AM  
Blogger Mourmaline said...

You looks very pretty in that pic, Florence. :)

10/02/2008 3:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Flo, I pray to God that you are home when my husband gets there to give you my birthday gift. Pleeeease be home, or I gave him instructions to give it to your mom & dad. I hope Ryan doesn't squash it on the way. I swear I was picking off pieces & was gonna cut me a slice if he didn't leave sooner. XX Hope it was a good ---- Al' the pal.

10/02/2008 3:21 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

I AM LOOKING AT IT NOW AND IT LOOKS SO GOOD THAT MY EAGER FINGER IS HOLDING DOWN THE CAPS BUTTON. YOU'RE THE BEST AL. I AM TWITCHING IN EAGER ANTICIPATION!!!

10/02/2008 4:10 PM  
Blogger ditzydevil said...

Dude. Dan beat me lightyears ago. So glad you caught up!

The photo is fantastic Dan. i just don't think JD matches the whole serene look Flo has on her face. i imagined dirty fingernails and a guy with facial hair.
but sex sells. ne.
and maybe if i had a great mind we'd think alike!

10/05/2008 6:25 PM  
Blogger Prister said...

I absolutely LOVE the JD pic, love it love it love it. It's awesome. :)

10/21/2008 11:28 AM  

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