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Wednesday, June 21, 2006

I NEED A HUG

So a bra-less me is trying on a shirt in the changing room in Akanoren (There's a sale!!! Big day!!! Lots of customers!!!), and two little demons sweep the curtain open and yell at the top of their lungs "WHO ARE YOU? WHY ARE YOU NAKED?"
Typical of my luck, the changing room features an open-air view of the ENTIRE store. Company employees behind the counter get the best look at Florence's bare, bare, BARE body.

The world will end in 40 days.

19 comments:

Blogger Ely said...

omg!!! that happened to me once.
i know how u feel,
i didnt want to go back to that place never ever ever again!

6/21/2006 5:11 PM  
Blogger Joan said...

Yadaaa!
DEMONS INDEEED... I always dreaded that when I was changing in those chaning rooms. Sorry to hear that it happened, ahh...kawaisou!

6/21/2006 11:56 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

hahaa!

the bright side...
it makes for a really good story?

6/22/2006 12:33 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

a really SHORT story.
there's not much that words can express about it.

6/22/2006 8:42 AM  
Blogger Elaina said...

Yeh, unfortunately everyone in the store has a good story as well.
That blows. Sorry, Flo. HUUUUG!
If it ever happens again, smile a serene smile and do the empress wave...

6/22/2006 10:53 AM  
Blogger Alyx said...

HAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHA!
HA!
AHA HA!
OH MY THIS IS REALLY FUNNY!
I WISH I WAS THERE!

If it was ME you know, I would paste a big cheesy smile on my face and lift my eyebrows at those gaping salesclerk-people-whatever and do a some jiggin moves..HAHA. YES YES it's time to B.O.B!

6/22/2006 11:01 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

i gave the kids a poker face, and sliced their mom in many pieces with my eyes.
and then i closed the curtain.
i am not brave enough to hope that anyone would want me to do a jig or an empress wave for their customers whilst i am naked as a ninjin.

6/22/2006 1:26 PM  
Anonymous Hiki said...

God bless you Florence! I can't give you a hug but i'll post a picture of Yasu for you for your encouragement. :)

6/22/2006 2:08 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

A picture of Yasu!!! Golly gee, not even in my steamiest fantasies!
Where? WHere?

6/22/2006 2:09 PM  
Anonymous Hiki said...

Wow. that was fast! On my blog.

6/22/2006 2:11 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

WOW.
Like I said, Hiki.
You make my dreams come true.

6/22/2006 2:14 PM  
Blogger lil ninars said...

40 days?

Creepy, some of my worst nightmares involve being involuntarily naked in public places.
Either that or I leave one shoe at home while going out witnessing.

I know, lame nightmares...

6/23/2006 2:11 AM  
Blogger Sam-my said...

yea kinda lame... dont know what id do if that happened to me.... hehe...

6/23/2006 10:11 AM  
Blogger Ely said...

oh ud probably rejoyce,
gettin so much attention

6/23/2006 5:46 PM  
Anonymous nin said...

Oh my, sorry to hear that, Flo; but I think u took it much better than I wld've. Did the mom apologize?

6/23/2006 7:55 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

there was no mom.
no one even helped me.
when i closed the curtain and the kids were still trying to wrench it open, there were ladies standing around and looking at me and no one even tried to help.
i have lost faith in humanity.

6/24/2006 12:16 PM  
Anonymous Nina said...

Ah, now, that's just wrong. I bet if u took those kids into the changing room & gave them a lecture about hving manners, the mom or someone wld've shown up fast, heheh.

"The love of many shall wax cold."
No kidding.

Still, I think u took it very well. *hugs*

6/24/2006 10:23 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

thank god none of my family were with me. otherwise they'd have died on the spot.
i took it better than anybody related to me would've anyway.

6/24/2006 10:57 PM  
Blogger Pon said...

How unfortunate I was never in that situation before

6/25/2006 2:18 AM  

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