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Saturday, September 30, 2006

Panty Ranty

God bless Godfrey for baring his soul in "I Think You're Really Hot". Groanings and moanings and all. A real kicker. I was listening to it while taking care of the kids and felt a little dirty.
Which was just a little wrong.
Check it out. It really truly is exciting. Especially the part where he really tries to get out his feelings about "little little little little panties". I feel you, bro. BUT NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN.
Now this panties issue has been on my mind. And when I say "has been on my mind", I don't mean it's been the only thing I've been thinking about, but it has punched through now and then.
That's not to say that I don't wear small panties. I really do enjoy them. But to peek in with a subtle confession, I grew up with brothers and never had any influence as to panties or at what age one should start thinking about switching over to the stringy thingies. I was given a pair by my sister for my birthday (sisters. aren't they just the beginning of all evil?) and wore them and found that they were COMFY. I suppose probably because my Family leans toward the commando / free-willy, the smaller more non-existent undergarments appealed to me.
Stop me when this starts sounding downright gross.
Okay.
But the thing that disturbs me is the whole "wearing slutty panties" thing as brought on because girls think it's the cool thing to do. I staff OC camps and see 10 / 11 year old girls wearing Gs and get seriously disturbed. HWA? HOI? HWANG?
Okay, maybe it's not actually super disturbing. I suppose it's just going the way of all flesh. It was bound to happen. The "coming of age" threshold was bound to get lower and lower. There is no other way.
And there really is no other way to make girls understand why it's...wrong. Is it actually wrong? I suppose...it depends how constipated and conservative you are.
BUT THEY'RE SHAVING NOW TOO!!! Like, before it even has a chance to grow!!!
Okay okay I'll stop.

11 comments:

Blogger ditzydevil said...

okay, yeah the shaving part is a little disturbing. maybe the Gs too...haha! but youre such a dork to blog about it. poor little jetts who get on your blog. theyre gonna be all selfconcious now. pick up the feathers Flo!
no, whats worse is seeing older Sr girls wearing wrong underwear...or NOT shaving. okay ill stop too...

9/30/2006 11:21 PM  
Blogger Lisa said...

I know a way. G's can be hazardous.

10/01/2006 3:18 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Ry, you're so right about the older SR girls. Are there any of them, though? At least in this country? Didn't we just get a good glimpse of all of them?
Poor jett girls nothing. If they're JETTs and wearing Gs they're ALREADY self-conscious. They need to go have word time.

10/01/2006 9:09 AM  
Blogger Lisa said...

After the more word time, if you see them sticking out, just pull them up.

10/01/2006 10:52 PM  
Anonymous Nasty said...

That is one of the SWEETEST bodies I have EVER seen. Umum.

10/02/2006 11:21 AM  
Anonymous Seraph said...

yeah i would tend to agree with, dude, that's a nasty pic of one sweet daydream. Yeah, diztydevil the SR thing would definitly be much worse but then it's pretty gross to me when my sister(16) walks around the house with her g's puled up to her armpitts, nah not that bad, but like who's there to impress anyways, there are no other guyz around. Jeez this is getting freaky. i'll shut up

10/02/2006 10:47 PM  
Blogger Warthogs Unite said...

Gs are the comfiest undergarments invented.
That is all I have to say.

10/05/2006 10:18 PM  
Anonymous aiko said...

Ha, Flo. Great post. I can tell this is a post camp rant. One thought: wouldn't it be funny if you started shaving as an OC or JETT, just like you said, before it had a chance to grow, and when you finally decided to let it grow (to see if you actually DID pass puberty), they grew in grey?
I love you, Flo.

10/06/2006 2:40 AM  
Anonymous tom said...

I am discusted by anyone wearing g strings. Men and women inflicting themselves with rope burn may be pleasurable when they've got worms, but the rest of the time i dont want to see it.

10/06/2006 8:28 PM  
Blogger Romeo/Francis said...

it's intresting

10/07/2006 12:23 PM  
Anonymous Seraph said...

WTF Some girls look very nice in Gs

Guys, well i deffintily agree with you Tom.

10/16/2006 10:28 PM  

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