Panty Ranty

God bless Godfrey for baring his soul in "I Think You're Really Hot". Groanings and moanings and all. A real kicker. I was listening to it while taking care of the kids and felt a little dirty.
Which was just a little wrong.
Check it out. It really truly is exciting. Especially the part where he really tries to get out his feelings about "little little little little panties". I feel you, bro. BUT NO ONE WILL EVER LISTEN.
Now this panties issue has been on my mind. And when I say "has been on my mind", I don't mean it's been the only thing I've been thinking about, but it has punched through now and then.
That's not to say that I don't wear small panties. I really do enjoy them. But to peek in with a subtle confession, I grew up with brothers and never had any influence as to panties or at what age one should start thinking about switching over to the stringy thingies. I was given a pair by my sister for my birthday (sisters. aren't they just the beginning of all evil?) and wore them and found that they were COMFY. I suppose probably because my Family leans toward the commando / free-willy, the smaller more non-existent undergarments appealed to me.
Stop me when this starts sounding downright gross.
Okay.
But the thing that disturbs me is the whole "wearing slutty panties" thing as brought on because girls think it's the cool thing to do. I staff OC camps and see 10 / 11 year old girls wearing Gs and get seriously disturbed. HWA? HOI? HWANG?
Okay, maybe it's not actually super disturbing. I suppose it's just going the way of all flesh. It was bound to happen. The "coming of age" threshold was bound to get lower and lower. There is no other way.
And there really is no other way to make girls understand why it's...wrong. Is it actually wrong? I suppose...it depends how constipated and conservative you are.
BUT THEY'RE SHAVING NOW TOO!!! Like, before it even has a chance to grow!!!
Okay okay I'll stop.