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Friday, August 24, 2007

that ronald

I'm really starting to like Ronald Reagan. He has so many clever sound bytes, like the above. If only our current president were as intelligent. That's the only thing I've ever really cared about Bush, is that he's not funny. He doesn't have little bursts of relaxed humor. Everything he says sounds rehearsed and dead, like roadkill, or a dead lizard that's dried in the sun. Ronald Reagan, man. Word.
I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.
My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes.
The other day, someone told me the difference between a democracy and a people's democracy. It's the same difference between a jacket and a straitjacket.
How do you tell a Communist? Well, it's someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-Communist? It's someone who understands Marx and Lenin.
Facts are stupid things -- stubborn things, I should say.
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
I'm not smart enough to lie.
The entire income tax system was created by Karl Marx.
Abortion is advocated only by persons who have themselves been born.
Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
A government that is big enough to give you everything you want is also big enough to take everything you have.
And no, I don't have an answer to the question about why I was compelled to draw a pig on my computer with my little laptop mouse pad that drives me insane. It's like pleasuring an electronic device.

1 comments:

Blogger Elaina said...

Your art rocks hard.

8/24/2007 10:02 PM  

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