once again, amazed by turd

For the past few days my status message on Yahoo messenger has been "gone unless you're a turd".
Obviously, this means that I am too busy to talk with anyone unless it is the aforementioned turd.
It's amazing how many people have popped up to tell me "Hello, I am a turd."
I had no idea there were so many people in the world who felt this way about themselves. Maybe a band named "Iamaturd" would really take off since it would appeal to everyone's inner desire to be recognized as a turd.