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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Bringing you up to date

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

10 comments:

Blogger Mourmaline said...

Ah, this is funny.

5/14/2008 1:56 AM  
Anonymous Junior said...

That was so darn hilarious, I laughed out loud one of my long "wake up all the dead people in a hundred mile radius" laughs. I love you Florence, you're so funny.

5/14/2008 6:47 PM  
Blogger Steve said...

when they make it that...i mean why would they...it is like saying "hey just so the world knows that we are the pervs in this world we are changing our emblem from an eagl to that of a condemn...:D

5/15/2008 3:10 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Mister Steve, your comments are quite odd.

5/15/2008 9:33 AM  
Blogger Steve said...

let me interpret for u...DON'T MAKE JOKES OF MEXICO!!!

5/17/2008 1:39 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

There you go again, I don't really understand you.

5/17/2008 7:53 AM  
Blogger Steve said...

just dont make fun of mexico...mexico is a cool place with cool people >:(

5/18/2008 12:33 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

...Okay.No jokes about Mexico, got it.

5/18/2008 12:38 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

Visiting the comments on here makes me feel so lost lately.
Someone hold me.

5/24/2008 3:45 PM  
Blogger Flo-flo said...

ahaha yes, that was funny.

6/08/2008 4:40 AM  

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