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Saturday, October 21, 2006

A blog post

Florence cracks her knuckles and stretches her arms. She sighs and grunts and moans and finally forces her fingers to rest in their respective places on the keyboard.
This is going to be difficult but she's determined to write a blog post. Because it's just...that time.

OH MY! LOOK AT THAT! Look at what she's accomplished?
Fancy. Fancy that.

Ahhh the rush that comes from blogging man. It's weird stuff. It's like, wow, you're inhaling something that sends you into like...like...outer space! And it makes like, every cliche...suddenly not a cliche anymore. Like...all the windows and doors are open! You're like...infused with super power! You can write about anything! Anything! ANYTHING! Anything at all, if you have the courage!!!!!


I DO NOT have the courage.

Rats.

posted by Florence at 1:26 PM

5 comments:

Blogger Kirsten Ryan said...

Aww, I thot you were going to write a nice long post.

10/21/2006 10:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. Drink coffee.

10/22/2006 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Silly FloJoMoJo!! ohh...FJMJ. I have decided that you should not add foolishness to the videos that you want my kids to watch over & over. They all do the "Agh...Kaze hiita...baikin da...." & you "beloved think it not strange". PLEEEEASE Flo....don't torture me!!

10/22/2006 3:33 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

Hahahahahah!!! Sorry Al! I didn't really think your kids would be watching it the whole way through. Hey, at least it's positive influence. At least I didn't say anything really negative.
How'd you like the part where I catch Ken's lucid confession on camera? Can you see the embarassment on his face? The in-love feelings seeping out across the whole wide world?

Thanks, Aich. I will drink coffee. Our home is out of coffee so I drink lots of strong cocoa now. I don't advise the regular consumption of bitter cocoa.

10/22/2006 8:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bitter cocoa is very good for u! --Uh, not that I wld actually drink it regularly, even if u advised me to. Just be moderate, Flo, & add sugar!

10/24/2006 5:35 PM  

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