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Wednesday, March 07, 2007


Why was I not aware/told that there is a statue of a huge sperm very near my house?
Why have I grown so cold?
Although Elaina and I could not take a picture in front of it (because my genius brother forgot to recharge his batteries), I found the next best thing. A google image! How hard can it be to find a match to "chiba sperm"?
This prompted a thrilling discussion about fertility and reproduction in the McDonalds across the road.
It was super nice to see you, El, and your husband, and your brood, Smelly and Bob. We'll come back to this sperm place one day and do it again!


Blogger Elaina said...

Wriggle harder, durn ya!
I salute the creator of that masterpiece. Even the name of it is tensai material...
"Sky Seed"
I'll bet he foisted it over on them by calling it a sprouting plant.
OR maybe that really was the intended message and the joke's on him.

3/07/2007 3:17 PM  
Anonymous Babylove said...

Is it just coincidence that M/E failed to tell us that they ate at the wretched McFatty-ville? I bet they swore Shelly to secrecy.

3/08/2007 9:25 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

They didn't eat! I promise!!! Only I did!!!!!!
(frantic overuse of exclamation marks)

3/08/2007 9:46 AM  
Anonymous nina said...

It's called "Sky Seed"?! Bwahahahaha!

BTW, what are these "stalker" boxes on the side of your blog? Blogging felt too safe, so u decided to invite ppl to stalk u??

3/09/2007 1:23 AM  
Blogger Elaina said...

You got it Neen!

3/09/2007 3:03 PM  
Anonymous Sun said...

Florie, this is not a comment. Just trying to reach you. You don't seem to be accessing your yahoo account any more, which is the address I have. Please send me your current email address to smcnair@palmspringscc.com. Thanks.


6/01/2007 1:21 AM  

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