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Saturday, August 29, 2009

Viagra?

I got this in a Viagra advert today.
Getting a strong woody is like climbing on the highest mountain for you? With our pilule taken waking your friendo will be more like stepping over the threshold!

I just cannot make sense of it.

3 comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Getting a strong woody (penis) is like climbing on the highest mountain for you (insurmountable task)? With our pilule (pill) taken (should be a comma here or sentence break - colon or semi-colon) waking your friendo ("friendo" is just the slang for the male organ - "waking your friendo " = getting an erection) will be more like stepping over the threshold (not sure about this part, but when you step over the threshold, it's usually when you carry your bride through the door of your new house, or hotel room, when on your honeymoon, so it sounds like that's what the experience is like when you take this viagra tablet, a super erection that can be likened to when you first got it on with your bride - I guess)!

(if this post is too - ahem - then please don't post it. hope it helped.)

Love, Little Willy :-)

8/30/2009 7:42 PM  
Blogger Lea said...

wow that was a detailed interpretation..cough ;-)

I love the way they try to make those asian sayings so VERY deep that they miss the point all together. ah well

9/01/2009 7:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, Little Willy, you could have just re-worded the entire advert like this: "Is getting your little Willy up and running like trying to scale Mt. Everest? Well, with our magic pill, waking your little buddy will be more like jumping off a cliff and flying high!" Not so graphic as your explanation, but still gets the point across! Eh?

Love,

Big John

9/01/2009 5:33 PM  

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