this post is for people who want to laugh at me

I'm hopelessly dedicated to shoving, until the very last.
Hi. Fellow shovers, make a line and shake my hand. I am the most mindless shover of all.
The worst/best thing about all of this is, I really am just plain and simple. I can be figured out on a calculator. There's nothing to me, really, except the usual stuff.
Until I turn on the mangler and get VERY mangled in the head.
The photo to the left is of a blender, in case you did not notice. Find your own photo by going to Google images and googling words like "chainsaw," "mushy oatmeal," "potato," or any other word that best describes the state of your brain at this moment.
2 comments:
guess no1 wants 2 laugh at u. what a missed opportunity.
well i'm gonna go ahead and indulge myself.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha haha ha ha.
I don't know. It's sort of difficult to laugh at someone who likes to invite you to laugh at them, because then it becomes sort of bonding. Whereas people generally laugh at others for the purpose of elevating themselves. So. If I really wanted to invite people to happily laugh at me, I would've posted a picture of me or something.
Post a Comment
<< Home