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Friday, June 20, 2008

Mexicans

Mexican word of the day: WATER
My vieja gets mad and I don't even know water problem is!

Mexican word of the day: BRIEF
My homie farted gacho, bad, and I couldn't brief.

Mexican word of the day: MUSHROOM
Orale vato, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.

Mexican word of the day: CHICKEN
My vieja wanted me to go to the store, but chicken go by herself.

Mexican word of the day: LIVER and CHEESE
Some vato tried to sweet talk my ruca. I told him, orale loco liver alone, cheese mine!

Mexican word of the day: JULY
Ju tol me ju were goin to the store and July to me! Julyer!

Mexican word of the day: WAFER
I wanted to go with my mom to the flea market pero she didn't wafer me!

Mexican word of the day: HERPES
I had some cake to share with my wife, this is my piece, this is herpes.
Sent to me by my sweet sister.

posted by Florence at 9:12 AM

9 comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, too funny!

6/20/2008 5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BWAHAHA!!

6/20/2008 10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is HILLARIOUS!! I almost drained the bladder.

6/21/2008 4:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm.. i was wondering when you going to post, in fact i was going to post a comment similar to the one you posted while ago on my blog, came to check and updated so it wasn't needed, ptl.

6/21/2008 10:02 PM  
Blogger Xact Claims Services said...

hahahahaha. I didnt get it when i read over it, but then i read it outloud with a mexican accent.... ahhhhh!!!!! thats so good!!

hahahaha, julyer!

6/22/2008 1:11 AM  
Blogger Florence said...

Out loud with the accent is definitely the way to go.

6/22/2008 1:04 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

Herpes. Ha!

7/08/2008 8:51 AM  
Blogger Luca said...

That is rich! Had me actually laughing out loud. If you live in Mex it really come alive.

7/14/2008 3:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats hilarious i live in Mexico!

8/05/2008 12:30 PM  

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