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Monday, February 09, 2009

Fears and Frights

This was on Dad's desktop. I clicked it immediately. As scrupulous and fat-with-morals as I am, I could not stop the involuntary arm-and-finger-jerk that just took me right into it. Turns out, when the title unraveled all the way it was called "50 Reasons to oppose Flouridation." False alarm. Disaster averted.
I am so afraid that one day I will wake up and find that NO one likes me.


Anonymous James said...

Haha, that's so good. Just what if....

2/11/2009 1:39 AM  
Blogger Elaina said...

But Florence, my dear, isn't it spelled *fluoridation*?

I've got some tip top reasons to oppose flouridation:

Flouridation of city water results in a whitish gummy substance which blocks up taps and pipes, and contributes to obesity in the population.

(Bakers, of course, comprise a small but vocal minority in favor of flouridation.)


2/13/2009 3:22 PM  
Blogger Elaina said...

BTW, you can always wake up to find that I like you.

2/13/2009 3:24 PM  
Blogger Florence said...

It SHOULD be spelt Fluoridation, yes. But that's what I found. Blame the Pa.
And I'm so glad that you like me, El. I really am chipper as a chippendale. Thanks for liking me.

2/13/2009 3:32 PM  
Blogger Philip said...

lol I think I like you too....haven't met you yet, but your songs are amazing (like your voice), and your blog is enthralling:D

2/27/2009 10:15 PM  
Blogger Neo said...

I already like you -you'll never have to worry about that. Let's Skype!

5/14/2009 9:45 PM  

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